The Sekrit Zippered Digital Cat Hoodie
What you've all been waiting for
The merch item so exclusive, so sekrit....
Don't tell anyone, my friends. When you wear it to work and people ask where you got it, tell them you stole it from a vintage store in Williamsburg. (you probably should have done that anyway)
Show your sincerity - with the even-roguer version of the rogue sweatshirt.
We'll take pre-orders and print the exact number of sales. So this is your only chance.
Because it's rogue, we have to pay cost, and because it's so exclusive, the cost is high. Sorry about that.
FYI, this will take forever to ship since it's pre-orders.